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Fear Demotivational Poster

GOLIATH BIRD EATING SPIDER - Whats the big deal... All that Spider wants to do is to tuck in bed And give you a huge hug with all his 8 Arms and Hands??!

TAGS: spider fear
Rating: 3.92/5

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lgvernon - March 24, 2012, 5:37 pm

"AAAAAAArrrrrgggggghhhhhh!" she screamed, running in place!~
M0rd3kaI - March 24, 2012, 8:25 am
If ever I get the chance... I want a female Goliath bird eater... as a pet... (Females live for around 15 years last I checked, males only about 3) I'll get that s.o.b. a leash and take her on walks


TAGS: no one knows your fear
Rating: 4.82/5

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Bandit5906 - April 2, 2012, 11:58 am
A very special image!

STRESS - Some people just can't handle it

TAGS: water balloon fear face
Rating: 2.28/5

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Dustin Marthington - August 19, 2008, 9:23 pm
FAIL: nothing beats massive captain america! http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=9995


TAGS: fear the beard sf giants
Rating: 4.78/5

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zoomer296 - February 20, 2013, 8:49 pm
brianjayy - December 15, 2011, 1:09 am
There should've been a ZZ Top length...
jejeloman - November 19, 2011, 2:38 pm
lol me too XD
forseti - August 10, 2011, 11:57 am
and hillbilLYLY is nice too... Have to grow a beard I guess!
Airman - August 10, 2011, 10:57 am
the one that made me laugh was Civil War General
forseti - August 10, 2011, 2:49 am
cavemanly?? lol


TAGS: a tribut to our motifake clowns sad clown fear cheers
Rating: 4.55/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - April 3, 2013, 2:23 pm
Thanks, Haw. I am not going to be able to sleep tonight either, lol. 5L for a touching yet foreboding motifake.
Valymar - March 9, 2012, 7:09 am
Love this!
Hawamleh - September 29, 2010, 8:37 am
thanks flint, nice one moo :D and chomps dont get picky :)
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 28, 2010, 2:01 pm
No one mentioned g** clowns....yet, here you are....
Chompers - September 28, 2010, 1:29 pm
I'm not sad, just deranged.
flint - September 28, 2010, 1:27 pm
I gave it 5l, pic & verse makes for a unique poster..nice!
Hawamleh - September 27, 2010, 7:53 pm
Reality Lord - September 27, 2010, 7:47 pm

solid 5 hammy...nice
Hawamleh - September 27, 2010, 7:14 pm
Doesnt Really Talk About Him In Particular, I Just thought the Expression Was The One Needed.
GreyScorpion - September 27, 2010, 7:04 pm
interesting you took the face of maybe the most famous clown of all, Emmett Kelly
Hawamleh - September 27, 2010, 7:01 pm
It Is Original Actually, needed to prove to myself that i still got it, thanks.
Faceplant31 - September 27, 2010, 6:58 pm
Original quote hammy? Either way it is an amsome fake. 5L

PARANOIA - I'm telling you, man, he's planning something... The way he just sits and stares, doesn't even blink... Damn goldfish freaks me out, man...

BAT COUNTRY - We Cant Stop Here

TAGS: fear and loathing las vegas drugs lsd
Rating: 3.1/5

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rerun - February 13, 2010, 10:06 pm

kinda like your avitar?
ThatGuy - February 13, 2010, 9:58 pm
Wow.... really original


TAGS: spiders b****es which do you fear more housewife home maker they will f ck you up
Rating: 3.33/5

More motifakes by Bartimaeus

thatonechick - June 26, 2010, 11:59 am
Oh my f***ing god. jdkslagjdaskojfdopjfiasdjfdks!!!! I'm scared...
Densaku - February 4, 2010, 7:57 am
Aaaaaaah... So cuuute...Until they start to eat each other.
Zed - October 30, 2009, 5:54 pm
Eh, I'm an arachnophile. I used to own a tarantula and three wolf spiders when I was a kid.
LD0ne - October 30, 2009, 4:36 pm
u know a lot about spiders zed..
Zed - October 20, 2009, 4:07 pm
These are Aussie Huntsman spiders. Scary looking, but harmless. The ones you need to worry about are the Syndney Trapdoor spider, the Black Wishbone Spider, and the Australian Redback Spider. Those're frikking deadly!
_Ally - October 20, 2009, 11:21 am
Someone's house or not. If you got spiders in there that long to nest you need to burn it down. I hate spiders and I would flamethrower the place then use the rocket launcher just to be sure they were dead.
Bartimaeus - October 20, 2009, 12:42 am
Gentlemen, we're forgetting about collateral damage. This is somebody's house!...o, well. Noone I know. Let's just torch the place.
tombofray - October 19, 2009, 10:59 pm
but a rocket launcher might just spray them everywhere...personaly i agree with flamethrower
Ice Wolf Ninja - October 19, 2009, 10:52 pm
A rocket launcher would be better! I f***in' HATE spiders. Besides that picture was probably taken in Australia. They have spiders that are the size of Godd*** plates!!!
Bartimaeus - October 19, 2009, 9:55 pm
Clos - October 19, 2009, 9:47 pm
It might be overkill...but a flamethrower would be nice
Bartimaeus - October 19, 2009, 9:22 pm
Seriously! Ah, I hate spiders. I'm going to cringe every time i look at this.
Bob D. Sailor - October 19, 2009, 8:57 pm
Screw bricks, cinder blocks shall be shat upon seeing this.


TAGS: fearless ghostbuster
Rating: 4.8/5

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spacedog - September 2, 2010, 11:47 pm
This is great.
TheTrashHeap - September 2, 2010, 12:07 am
Faceplant31 - September 1, 2010, 11:27 pm
this was an alan compilation
TheTrashHeap - August 31, 2010, 11:06 pm
Hmmmmm Looks like a faceplant poster!
motinet - August 31, 2010, 11:02 pm

Brilliant! 5L!
crankyhead - August 31, 2010, 8:19 pm
Simple, effective, meaningful, hilarious. Very nice =)
Reality Lord - August 31, 2010, 7:48 pm


ANATIDAEPHOBIA - The fear that somewhere, somehow, a duck is watching you.

TAGS: duck fear
Rating: 3/5

More motifakes by Peter

zoomer296 - January 28, 2013, 9:58 pm
(Not really.)
zoomer296 - January 28, 2013, 9:52 pm
It's REAL: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3rMe3BxYagA
Clem - February 2, 2009, 11:51 pm
YAY for Gary Larson!


TAGS: bat country fear and loathing in las vegas
Rating: 2.48/5

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Dougie - January 12, 2009, 9:32 am
Fail. switching around the punchline and all, and just so you fit in with the Motifake crew. You, are a f***tard my friend.

VALLEY OF DEATH - Though I Fly Through the Valley of Death ... I Shall Fear No Evil. For I am at 80,000 Feet and Climbing!

TAGS: death fear sr71
Rating: 4.53/5

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robbidos - April 28, 2013, 2:14 am
Unfortunately, Russia and the rest starting whining about us breaking the rules aka Aurora Bomber
Kung-Fu Devil - April 20, 2010, 11:05 am
The Simpsons is boring now. It should have been retired after they started relying on celebrity voice overs and skimping on the funny.
R.S.Jake - April 20, 2010, 10:53 am
Why in the hell do we keep retiring our most advanced technology with no replacements? SR-71, the Concorde, the Spaceshuttle, Scrubs, where will it end? Are the Sipmsons next?!?!?! =8o
CANADA - April 20, 2010, 12:54 am
fear no evil for you are the most BAMF in the valley!

FEAR - Sure it looks small and a little cute... Then you remember the thing that gave birth to this thing is still out there.....

TAGS: monsters strike fear 50cal
Rating: 3.11/5

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rerun - November 22, 2010, 11:39 am

only told him about the site a week ago.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 22, 2010, 11:39 am
Where's the fun in that?
rerun - November 22, 2010, 11:36 am

don't know if he is a member at all
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 22, 2010, 10:52 am
Is Justin an active member?....we could roast him.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 22, 2010, 10:49 am
Oh, we're talking about Aggy's Mom again?
rerun - November 22, 2010, 10:48 am

glad I could help....oh, look. A train
rerun - November 22, 2010, 10:47 am

I sent an e-mail to a co-worker about this site. He has no idea I am a member/moderator. Maybe Justin can take a hint, it is "key" in his "account". I guess he will know if he reads this
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 22, 2010, 10:46 am
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 22, 2010, 10:45 am
Thanks for the setup RR
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 22, 2010, 10:45 am
I told him...But not which one I way........Hey Brian!!!!! Don't judge me!
rerun - November 22, 2010, 10:43 am

did you let him in on the fact you are a mod, or is he going to find out today when he reads these comments?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 22, 2010, 10:43 am
I asked him "who are the Moderators" and he said "there's a bunch, But this Agdaniele Guy is really gross"
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 22, 2010, 10:41 am
So, Last night at work I was walking through one of the work areas...and I found an engineer viewing Motifake on his office PC. I swear to God, He said "Check out this site.."The comments are funnier than the posters...But The Moderators are sick people"
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 22, 2010, 10:39 am
Only in the "currency" I give Aggy's mom.
rerun - November 22, 2010, 10:34 am

when has vaildity ever been an issue?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 22, 2010, 10:33 am
I have no valid response to that....Bababooey!!!!
rerun - November 22, 2010, 10:32 am

be careful, they cut my nose off last year, the great kosher cancer nose scare of 2009.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 22, 2010, 10:22 am
That's just racist Rerun....You want to hear my thoughts about your nose?...
rerun - November 22, 2010, 10:18 am

I thought those eyes looked Canadian
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 22, 2010, 10:12 am
How dare you bastards talk about Celine Dion that way!
culos - November 22, 2010, 9:59 am
Nah, had one but I divorced her
Ed-Hyde - November 22, 2010, 9:55 am
I don't know what it is, but I want one.
firedog911 - November 20, 2010, 3:53 pm
What the f*** is that thing?!?
matt28 - November 20, 2010, 2:21 am
That looks like the love-child of Bubbles the Chimp and a Predator. Yikes!
5150monkeylove - November 19, 2010, 9:11 pm
looks like it could be your kid 50.... Quake never showed the youngsters.


TAGS: fear bravery consequence reward trouble
Rating: 4.84/5

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5150monkeylove - November 29, 2010, 3:42 pm
Ahhhhh.... the lovely sound of aluminum crashing through the window, bouncing a few times, and BOOM (w/flash) followed by silence/blindness and confusion... one of the greatest highs! (forgot to mention being roughed up by masked men...LOL)


TAGS: no pain fear concern mariand
Rating: 4.65/5

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mariand - September 28, 2011, 9:17 am
thanks...nice Mod :)
Reality Lord - September 26, 2011, 7:24 pm



TAGS: shark jet fear
Rating: 4.69/5

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Faceplant31 - August 11, 2010, 1:44 pm
Nice, 5L


TAGS: fear being stared at spray jet judgemental
Rating: 4.52/5

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steph1 - April 3, 2011, 12:06 pm
and instantly froze in total shock
CaptainBaked - April 3, 2011, 12:03 pm
It looks like that little sucker just saw me n****..
Cloudchaser - April 3, 2011, 11:39 am
Looks like a hood/bonnet mounted windshield washer sprayer


TAGS: fear scariest movie bed thinking
Rating: 4.73/5

More motifakes by LiquidAngel

thecrotchetyoldcynic - April 17, 2013, 2:33 am
Especially don't watch a movie directed by David Lynch before bed. I don't know what's 5carier - not understanding his movies OR actually understanding them.
MashiMashi - January 22, 2012, 8:12 am
Apallo 18 wasn't a scary movie , it was a good movie but not scary....until I was in my basement doing laundry, ZAT lintball is one of them Appallo 18 thangs coming to get me.
Rhovanmark - January 22, 2012, 5:56 am
I don't know Dj there's something to be said scaring yourself witless upon occasion. It helps you grow.
djrcreative - January 22, 2012, 1:12 am
Love it. A funny from LA. :D That's why I don't watch horror at night. Or by myself. But, forever alone post-divorce, so haven't watched a horror flic in awhile. :/
gas - January 21, 2012, 10:56 pm
and alway5 when you're about to fall asleep


CHUCK NORRIS - And some people are afraid of global warming and terrorists...

CHRONOPHOBIA - Every minute brings you that much closer To death

TAGS: fear of time kills you
Rating: 4.57/5

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Sho - July 16, 2011, 2:36 pm
stormXIII - July 15, 2011, 1:22 pm
one second in a reaction can be the difference between life and death
Sho - April 19, 2011, 10:13 am
Time makes every minute count, unlike the Sun
gas - April 19, 2011, 9:50 am
I thought the same, it would have been better
Derek - April 11, 2011, 4:45 am
The sun is the same, in a relative way, but you're older... shorter of breath, and one day closer to death.

YOUR SKULL - It's okay, he's just admiring the shape of it.

TAGS: skull depp fear loathing las vegas
Rating: 3.43/5

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TigerKid - March 10, 2010, 6:48 pm
Jesus, did I say that...or just think it?

OH, HI THERE! - Just give me a minute to finish my coffee, and I'll be right with you.

TAGS: death plane fear
Rating: 4.7/5

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Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 1, 2012, 8:07 pm
Shatner's other TZ episode was even better...At one point he's in a deserted town with his wife and he turns to her and says 'Stop treating me like a retarded child or something!!" In his best capt'n Kirk voice. I use it as a ringtone.
lgvernon - April 1, 2012, 12:53 am

Yes, Mao!! William Shatner inside the aircraft and a gremlin on the wing~~turns me into a quivering wailer everytime I see it!~ Hmmm...The Quivering Wailers would be a very good name for a rock band...
Theguyinthecorner - March 31, 2012, 8:49 am
Jawa on the wing?
carebear - March 28, 2012, 12:38 pm
(carebear BANNED)
Rick69 - March 28, 2012, 10:25 am
Dem eyes... They look through my non-existent soul... Brilliant by the way...
maoworks2 - March 28, 2012, 8:45 am
The Twilight Zone.


TAGS: fear wolf bigger
Rating: 4.88/5

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maoworks2 - November 27, 2011, 9:41 am
Word's Too Live By
Preacher Man - November 25, 2011, 1:23 am
Truer words were never spoken.



TAGS: paranoid fear anxious
Rating: 4.91/5

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spacedog - June 13, 2011, 10:21 pm
Very nice.
rerun - June 13, 2011, 8:53 pm

HEY, who said that?
Greeny - June 13, 2011, 7:45 pm

KILLER BUNNIES - The most horrifying things in life come from the most unlikely sources. To fear what was considered safe is true terror.

TAGS: killer bunnies fear terror
Rating: 4.75/5

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Sh8kes - October 16, 2012, 11:19 pm
bet that would keep the kids off "Dad's Chair"


TAGS: apathy fear
Rating: 4.6/5

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spacedog - July 11, 2010, 12:14 am
Well done Arkot. 5L

FEARLESS BASTARD - ... Because it's Wayne Rooney, nuff' said.


TAGS: paranoid showers fear
Rating: 4.96/5

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MissPriss - March 23, 2013, 10:05 am
Why does that not surprise me? teehee thanks sho!
Sho - March 22, 2013, 3:27 pm
I'd give him some less cliche hiding spot ideas, that's for 5ure
MissPriss - March 19, 2013, 10:56 am
Whoa...hold up! **** isn't a "bad" word in a parallel universe of motifake. Well I'll be d***ed!
MissPriss - March 19, 2013, 10:09 am
Haha! You got censored for saying ****. Dam...me too. To be certain no one gets ya Ugs best to shower with the curtain open...teehee.
ughomer - March 19, 2013, 8:50 am
This is so "Hitch****ian" it reminds me of The Bates Motel, Pwissy.
maoworks2 - March 17, 2013, 12:56 pm
Good One Misspriss 5 look Behind My Back L.
MissPriss - March 16, 2013, 11:02 pm
So...1 word in your comment and my minds gone to someplace very naughty...thanks hun!
GaryO - March 16, 2013, 5:04 pm
Quickly whipping out my violin, and playing it really weird and screechy

Smile And The Whole World Smiles With You -

TAGS: smiles quotes crazy person fear
Rating: 4.91/5

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MissPriss - October 3, 2013, 8:44 pm
Muhahaha, thanks lg!
lgvernon - October 3, 2013, 8:06 pm

This. Creeps. Me. Out. 5creeps!

ERGOPHOBIA - Because work rewards later But laziness rewards Right away

TAGS: the fear of work
Rating: 4.58/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - July 12, 2013, 1:28 pm
I shed a tear of commiseration, as I relax in my recliner, knowing my mail carrier is (for reasons unknown) displeased with my mailbox, and I could care less to deal with it at the moment. Kudos, to you Sho. Kudo5.

DARKNESS - I walk through the darkness without fear I have been here many times before I have loved


TAGS: calendar childhood fears basement light
Rating: 4.94/5

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maoworks2 - March 2, 2012, 9:47 am
Back In The 50's We Had A Basement Like That !
gas - March 1, 2012, 9:29 pm
not sure if I'll be able myself now with that image in my head.. ewwwww
carebear - March 1, 2012, 9:17 pm
(carebear BANNED)
gas - March 1, 2012, 9:16 pm
lol, no! with the basement! xD
carebear - March 1, 2012, 9:13 pm
(carebear BANNED)
gas - March 1, 2012, 9:11 pm
thx Greeny
gas - March 1, 2012, 9:10 pm
haha..that's what happens when you're not a native speaker. thx :) actually it was one of my recurrent nightmares as a child
Greeny - March 1, 2012, 9:06 pm
nice one gas
carebear - March 1, 2012, 9:04 pm
(carebear BANNED)

MARRIAGE - You idiot!

TAGS: strongheart readymind fear advice marriage
Rating: 4.75/5

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MissPriss - May 6, 2012, 5:41 pm
Hahaha I can swear but it *'s a**ume. The irony...I love it.
MissPriss - May 6, 2012, 5:40 pm
ahhh others with exs I a**ume. Should make our own forum lol. Thanks for the comments
mariand - May 5, 2012, 7:11 pm
so d*** true...
fan4camping - May 5, 2012, 1:55 pm

I AM AS FREE AS MY FEARS PERMIT ME TO BE - Watching the world from my cage, to which I hold the key.

TAGS: more than fear itself
Rating: 4.67/5

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HallieMarie - February 13, 2012, 10:46 pm
Great job! Thank5!
crankyhead - February 13, 2012, 10:39 pm
light5 out.

Last Words -

TAGS: elderly couples death threats funerals fear beyond directions men
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - September 17, 2014, 12:14 am
Thanks Grey! Glad you had a good chuckle.
Greybeard - September 16, 2014, 11:28 pm
5LMAO and favd.. :)
MissPriss - September 16, 2014, 9:58 pm
Sometin' to be said for cremation huh?
MissPriss - September 16, 2014, 9:57 pm
No, no you don't Old. 'K maybe just a teeny bit...teehee.
Oldsod - September 16, 2014, 8:25 pm
Hey...I resemble that remark.
GaryO - September 16, 2014, 8:13 pm

Casualties Of War -


Nutritional Facts -

TAGS: gluten fear gone too far
Rating: 5/5

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theyuk - March 6, 2015, 11:33 pm
I have to resist the urge to add "all natural ricin" or "contains the USRDA of asbestos" to these. Five angry Lions for you!


CAGED - Fear is our own prison

replace overwhelming fear with irresistable curiosity -

TAGS: fearless
Rating: 4.8/5

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Thedge - November 19, 2014, 3:48 am
Still tending wounds. Afraid to respond in any manner.
mizzdizz - November 19, 2014, 3:32 am
Sawbuck is also slang for a SAW, which is a weapon. Once again, the international nature of the internet has produced a cultural misunderstanding. In that case, I apologize for jumping your Sam Henry Ida Tom.
Thedge - November 19, 2014, 12:45 am
I'm sorry sawbuck, ten dollar bill. Meant to infer two 5's. In other words, I really, really liked it.
Thedge - November 19, 2014, 12:41 am
Sawbuck. Slang term for a five dollar bill. Well, back in the day it was. Wow, just trying to make you smile. Cat, killed by curiosity reference. Sorry to offend.
mizzdizz - November 19, 2014, 12:37 am
Steve, anytime I post something that's half way serious, Edge makes sarcastic remarks like the first part of his comment. Check for yourself and be fair. Same applies to the SAW references. They're relentless at this point. No apology. Dizz out.
steve1961 - November 19, 2014, 12:22 am
Well...kinda high-strung aren't you? Thedge is trying to say nice image...Say thank-you. Don't wanna hafta show you my kinder, gentler nature...
mizzdizz - November 19, 2014, 12:14 am
Stop being such a troll. Not impressed with all the SAW references. I know how to use one too. BFD!
Thedge - November 18, 2014, 1:34 pm
So... what then? Die like a cat? Sawbuck placed in the offering plate. Gotta get to heaven some way. Great image!


TAGS: challenge teutophobia germany fear
Rating: 4.36/5

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Derek - June 27, 2010, 7:39 pm
We never move on from anything that has a fun side


TAGS: simple rule for life think with your heart not your fear
Rating: 3.8/5

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agdaniele - November 2, 2010, 6:06 pm
Airman FTW!
pzykosiz - November 2, 2010, 6:00 pm
very nice aggy. 5L's
Airman - November 2, 2010, 5:04 pm
but without it, there would have been no search for the Holy Grail!!
agdaniele - November 2, 2010, 2:24 pm
Thought we'd get a reaction from the christians much sooner. Kudos, UK!
Cubbybear - November 2, 2010, 1:55 pm
Religion just keeps it organized into one convenient bundle. Power in numbers.
agdaniele - November 2, 2010, 1:32 pm
sad fact is, without religion, humans would still have a dozen reasons to hate other people... race, country, state, hair color...
TheTrashHeap - November 2, 2010, 1:23 pm
Just because a cult gets really, really popular...(or happens to be thousands of years old) Doesn't make it any less of a cult.
agdaniele - November 2, 2010, 1:07 pm
Very true, cubby.
Cubbybear - November 2, 2010, 1:05 pm
Isn't it all Human Nature?
agdaniele - November 2, 2010, 12:11 pm
It comes down to mob mentality. Hundreds of thousands of people thinking the same doesn't ever turn out well. A true point: A person is smart. People are dumb, panicky dangerous animals.
culos - November 2, 2010, 12:01 pm
No, you're told what they want you to believe is right. There's a difference there
IllicoPresto - November 2, 2010, 11:58 am
And the simple answer is that if you follow a religion, then you will be told what is right.
Sivark - November 2, 2010, 10:27 am
Excellent comparison of terrorist actions performed hundreds of years ago to acts performed within the last 10 years.

MOON BEAMS - Fear ringed by doubt is my eternal moon.

Happiness/ sadness/ fear is... -



TAGS: fear day challenge iceman
Rating: 4.88/5

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ICEMAN - December 7, 2010, 12:55 am
Thanks guys. I'm gonna get me some sleep now.
Jackl - December 7, 2010, 12:49 am
Oh this is good. 5L
rerun - December 7, 2010, 12:33 am

I just did two sh**s of Ouzo to try & sleep.
agdaniele - December 7, 2010, 12:30 am
Great... now meth addicts just did 3 more lines to stay up.


TAGS: fear life end old greeny
Rating: 4.87/5

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GaryO - April 15, 2012, 10:27 pm
three hours, one hour, still....
GaryO - April 15, 2012, 10:25 pm
Still, as in, my misstatement is still there. Still, as in, I’m gonna still have to explain myself to Greeny in about three hours…Still, as in, this fricking poster is going to the h** list, then the hall of fame, and my misstatement will still be there
Greeny - April 15, 2012, 9:15 pm
uh, still? Rick made something amsome out of some menial ramblings... although it's probably a good thing I didn't have the laundry on my mind...
GaryO - April 15, 2012, 5:42 pm
Still, a good composition…
Rick69 - April 15, 2012, 5:39 pm
I feel as if I need to re-iterate; Greeny did inspire me to do this...
M0rd3kaI - April 15, 2012, 5:00 pm
I was just (quite a few hours back) thinking of this poster... tried to remember the wording to it... 5L


TAGS: fear you me life death
Rating: 4.8/5

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Reality Lord - October 14, 2012, 8:48 am

real nice. this would look great at shivers
Sho - June 11, 2012, 2:39 am
Rock hard 5L
livegrape - June 10, 2012, 9:44 am


TAGS: kid innocence fear love parenting
Rating: 4.71/5

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rerun - December 6, 2010, 8:25 pm




TAGS: fear day assignment fore right stay inbounds when golfing in tn meth lab country
Rating: 4.12/5

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agdaniele - January 4, 2010, 9:01 pm
Plain picture... made into a 5L by the caption!


TAGS: mermaid tale love fear tears
Rating: 3.96/5

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gas - January 13, 2012, 6:40 pm
wow thx RL. yep I wrote it, inspired in part by one of your posters :) (and too many fantasy readings I guess xD). **** I knew there had to be at least one spelling/grammatical error in it
Reality Lord - January 13, 2012, 5:48 pm

hugely fav'd. i haven't searched but i a**ume you wrote this? the barguys...it just got raised. 5L from me despite the one itty bitty error. :)
gas - January 13, 2012, 8:13 am
thanks Greeny
Greeny - January 12, 2012, 10:36 pm
wow - nice


TAGS: life time day value human nature death rollercoaster common sense garden epic fun fear
Rating: 3.47/5

More motifakes by giulio

Benlulz - September 30, 2010, 3:03 pm
Guest091 - June 27, 2009, 4:14 am
That coaster is in Yokohama, Japan. Answers your question?
BoneCD - June 18, 2009, 7:30 am
JUdging by the h**el in the background, I'd say Dubai
rerun - June 17, 2009, 8:51 pm

Where the hell is this coaster? Would make the trip for a trip on it.


TAGS: rational fear of foxes
Rating: 4.59/5

More motifakes by culos

Mr. Shiny - October 14, 2010, 12:51 pm
5 foxes!
hootizz - October 14, 2010, 6:57 am
As long as there is lubricant................


TAGS: parenting dad fear mexico
Rating: 4.42/5

More motifakes by agdaniele

Cubbybear - July 29, 2010, 3:50 am
Both...I like to think the kid wet himself
agdaniele - July 29, 2010, 2:42 am
LOL! On the kid or the dad?
Cubbybear - July 29, 2010, 2:09 am
LOL! The face of fear...Priceless

PHOBIAS - I have an irrational fear of them.

TAGS: phobia fear
Rating: 4.21/5

More motifakes by steve1961

steve1961 - July 20, 2012, 11:28 am
I'm afraid so.
CloudchaserS - July 20, 2012, 5:32 am
Was afraid of that. You mean your'e not afraid of that anymore? ;-)
steve1961 - July 20, 2012, 1:44 am
Hmm...I was afraid of that.
CloudchaserS - July 20, 2012, 12:49 am
There actually is a name for that. Phobophobia. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Phobophobia

MEGAN FOX - Just saw Transformers 2.


TAGS: fear scooby doo
Rating: 3.09/5

More motifakes by Donkasaurus

Donkasaurus - October 20, 2010, 12:27 am
Iceman, highly doubt it.
GreyScorpion - October 15, 2010, 9:34 am
surprise b*** secks for a scooby snack??
ICEMAN - October 15, 2010, 2:58 am
Gee thanks. I hated living without knowing someone could teach me a word I already knew.
Donkasaurus - October 15, 2010, 2:42 am
For anyone seeking pronunciation its kind of like Hippo pot-o monstrasa skwip uh-dal-yuh phobia
Donkasaurus - October 15, 2010, 2:38 am
For the record - If you don't believe this is a real word...google it. I feel the bastard that came up with it must have been pure evil...yeh...evil genius.

FEAR - The only thing to fear is fear itself. Oh...and that weird girl at the supermarket. Yeah, just go to a different register.

TAGS: fear
Rating: 2.38/5

More motifakes by TigerKid

culos - January 6, 2010, 2:58 am
Nice text but what's up with the picture of a shaved beaver beard?

FEAR - The kid in the right knows it far better than you do.


TAGS: fear life
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by lgvernon

EmilioDumphque - October 8, 2014, 11:54 am
Harriet Tubman said she could have saved many more slaves if she could just find a way to convince them that they were slaves!
lgvernon - October 8, 2014, 7:43 am

lgvernon - October 8, 2014, 7:42 am

Thank you, sir.
lgvernon - October 8, 2014, 7:41 am

Yeah...me too.
Sho - October 8, 2014, 3:29 am
Maybe that's why I never bother fixing the light in my room. 5/f
Greybeard - October 7, 2014, 11:44 pm
5L Awesome :)
Greeny - October 7, 2014, 11:43 pm
5L - I hate the light over the bathroom mirror the most
GaryO - October 7, 2014, 11:09 pm
Jus gimmee a turn, and a burp....and a change....aaand a large womb.
lgvernon - October 7, 2014, 10:48 pm

Ah, ya big baby! Don't make me put you under the heat lamp again!
GaryO - October 7, 2014, 10:43 pm
Would somebody PUHLEEEEZ turn that light off?


TAGS: yes i actually do have this fear its not just another twoface reference pzy
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by pzykosiz

agdaniele - October 12, 2010, 9:30 pm
Spoken like a true wing man!
crankyhead - October 12, 2010, 9:14 pm
try to make due with what's left... wakka wakka wakka =)

Interview -


TAGS: dark monsters fear
Rating: 4.63/5

More motifakes by Shaq123

rerun - January 30, 2011, 6:54 pm

these are coming from a dark place, I like this series
5150monkeylove - January 30, 2011, 1:11 am
I like your darker stuff.

FEAR - is only truly known when you've given your heart to someone

DEATH - Is not to be feared, death is only a transition to another realm of existence, and all of us will die some day.

FEAR - You think your plan was perfect. You think you covered your tracks. Now you've started to wonder.

TAGS: fear
Rating: 3.27/5

More motifakes by Steam

YOU SMELL - Like You Know That Your Last Motifakes Were Not Half As Funny As They Should Be!

TAGS: your fear is written all over you
Rating: 2.5/5

More motifakes by forseti

forseti - April 13, 2010, 7:41 am
LOL... thx... anyway... ;)
GreyScorpion - April 12, 2010, 7:27 pm
whoops!! *you*
GreyScorpion - April 12, 2010, 7:27 pm
your crazy germans!! 5L

NO REASON TO FEAR - It's totally safe to drink the water

TAGS: no reason to fear
Rating: 1.92/5
Bokkie - November 24, 2008, 4:15 am
Bulgy McPackage - July 14, 2008, 2:30 am
Oh, it's Al Pacino! Listen to my impression.. Hoo-ah! Hoo-ah! Never cross the family, Fredo. Say hello to my...OH MY GOD WHAT HAPPENED TO AL PACINO!!??
Ernie - July 8, 2008, 9:26 pm
Where'd you get the picture of my mother-in-law?


Burning Bridges -

TAGS: fear burn bridge keep in
Rating: 4.76/5

More motifakes by Ism

mariand - June 17, 2013, 4:58 pm
yeah...that's so true...if I'd only knew it a few years earlier... I would haven't burnt the bridge to keep HER in... hehehe


TAGS: acrophobia courage fear sky dive
Rating: 4.75/5

More motifakes by steph1

Feasibly - February 8, 2011, 2:01 pm
This would have made a nice Motitwist poster...I 5'd it anyway. Good job steph1


TAGS: captivity caged fear
Rating: 4.74/5

More motifakes by Faceplant31

crankyhead - July 28, 2010, 2:44 am
Love this one Face.
agdaniele - July 27, 2010, 10:12 pm
Not fearing judgement and persecution helps. 5L
spacedog - July 27, 2010, 7:31 pm
Superb. 5L
Faceplant31 - July 27, 2010, 4:48 pm
ROR.... it isn't anything like a spring loaded trap that catches kids and throws them in a van or anything, although i bet i could market that idea to chompers. thanks for your help again grey.
GreyScorpion - July 27, 2010, 4:37 pm
heaven help us all, if that idea of yours ever gets out...ya freak....5L

Tiananman Square beijing 6/5/89 -


TAGS: haunt memory fear
Rating: 4.64/5

More motifakes by Sho

dslohand - August 21, 2012, 10:12 pm
OH GREAT I'll be scared of the stuff under my bed for a month now lol 5 big swats
shamurai69 - August 14, 2012, 11:48 am
rerun - August 10, 2012, 7:07 pm

creepy, love it

FEAR - That which causes everyone nightmares tends to unify.

TAGS: fear unify
Rating: 4.33/5

More motifakes by misterhamtastic

Sho - August 9, 2012, 6:39 pm
Ah I see.
misterhamtastic - August 9, 2012, 6:02 pm
When we had the cold war, the United States was generally unified in fear of the USSR due to threat of nuclear war. That's gone. Not so unified now. If we all fear the same thing, we work together.
Sho - August 9, 2012, 2:09 pm
I don't get it


TAGS: sleep fear ghost
Rating: 4.14/5

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TAGS: fear brave
Rating: 4.07/5

More motifakes by Sho

rerun - August 10, 2012, 7:09 pm

Yup, need to take more chances


LET'S FACE IT - Don't Bury our heads

TAGS: ostrich heads fear
Rating: 3.89/5

More motifakes by wayne41

CloudchaserS - October 24, 2012, 11:40 pm
I especially dislike it when parents do that with misbehaving children. They find it easier to ignore or rationalize away bad behavior instead of making them behave. Criminals start out that way.

FEAR - will motivate you like nothing else in this world

TAGS: fear bull waterwalking run
Rating: 3.83/5

More motifakes by Sleeves

jibarocampesino - July 22, 2010, 11:42 am
Ninja instints & talents awakes in those fearful moments

TEACHING KIDS - Houses duaghter wanted to learn to ride a bike and get over her fear of rollercoasters So he combined the two

TAGS: house fear
Rating: 3.1/5

More motifakes by house

CaptainBaked - June 11, 2011, 12:01 pm
Well I heard there is a sure fire way of avoiding grammar nazis: Learning how to spell...
house - June 10, 2011, 12:19 am
Honestly, you want to detract from otherwise good posts by voting 1L for a simple spelling mistake and then cry foul over bombing. Pot - Kettle - Black
ICEMAN - June 10, 2011, 12:11 am
OBTW, not pointing any fingers at all. Whomever is bombing my posters, see where it gets you.
house - June 10, 2011, 12:08 am
and we are a diverse world, never perfect....but what would be the fun in that anyway
ICEMAN - June 10, 2011, 12:02 am
Apologies. We are all human even though we tend not to admit it at the time. ;)
house - June 9, 2011, 11:56 pm
he who is without sin Ice...... ("Mustache"). Maybe you should also allow for social spelling differences i.e. Mom/Mum, color/colour etc etc
ICEMAN - June 9, 2011, 11:53 pm
As if I give a fhuck. If you wish to be perceived as an idiot, fine by me.
house - June 9, 2011, 11:44 pm
ICEMAN - June 9, 2011, 11:34 pm
Speeling fail. 1L
5150monkeylove - June 8, 2011, 9:56 pm
quietcanary - June 8, 2011, 3:34 pm
we all know cubbys hanging out at the ph**o booth

ESCALATOR - fear and respect the escalator.


TAGS: living fear getting away payback
Rating: 4.65/5

More motifakes by autumnspirit

tellitlikeitis - December 19, 2010, 9:04 pm
Funny, I used to think the same way... close my eyes.. no one can see me. Blind justice really, 5 lions for you!
Donkasaurus - December 17, 2010, 3:56 pm
5L for the k**** make-up pic. 5L for the verse. 5L for the message. /3 = 5L?

AVIOPHOBIA - Eagles may soar But weasels are not Sucked into jet engines

TAGS: the fear of flying
Rating: 4.63/5

More motifakes by Sho

crankyhead - April 20, 2011, 7:40 am


MY BIGGEST FEAR HAS BEEN REALIZED - our lonely helpless missing socks aren't really missing

TAGS: biggest fear challenge
Rating: 4.3/5

More motifakes by gil

boeweizer - April 18, 2010, 1:38 am
they aren't missing they are being collected



TAGS: fear and the brothers grimm
Rating: 4.09/5

More motifakes by spacedog

LoLmageddon - January 7, 2010, 7:19 am
Faceplant31 - January 5, 2010, 10:30 am
agdaniele - January 5, 2010, 9:24 am
Love it!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 5, 2010, 8:22 am
5L. you creepy bastard.

FEAR OF HEIGHTS - Damn, I just pissed myself ...


TAGS: clowns wsc primal fear
Rating: 3.79/5

More motifakes by WereSteaminCleveland

Verdeckt - August 5, 2011, 6:24 am
Good to have you on board...
Reality Lord - August 4, 2011, 7:10 pm

yup...you did.


TAGS: dont fear the marinara embrace it
Rating: 3.37/5

More motifakes by agdaniele

agdaniele - December 5, 2009, 4:08 pm
Catch you guys in a little while... I'm on a mission!!!
todd snyder - September 6, 2009, 11:35 pm
Yummy just like "Circus Waffle" 5 lions for you.
LogicDude - September 6, 2009, 6:18 pm
Maybe those toppings are a bit cliche, but they're certainly my top 3! 5L Aggy.
Sean - September 6, 2009, 4:01 pm
Oh, to be me***horically challenged right about now ....
CANADA - September 6, 2009, 3:42 pm
i want PMS! :)
BoneCD - September 6, 2009, 2:08 pm
LMAO...Love it! 5 Poodles!

PAIN - The fear of pain is worse than the pain itself.

FEAR - She doesn't know it, but her targets do...

TAGS: fear jan assignment
Rating: 2.71/5

More motifakes by phydeaux

Me_ - January 4, 2010, 4:15 pm
Of course she does not know fear. She is only there to check to see if one of the guys needs a sammy.
Derek - January 4, 2010, 2:20 pm
An RPG or two might change that

THE EASTER BUNNY - Just as afraid of you, as you are of it

TAGS: easter bunny baby fear
Rating: 2.2/5

More motifakes by HAL8999

HAL8999 - April 1, 2010, 8:47 pm
Tip of the hat to my daughter, she came up with the text.

personal letter -

TAGS: friend shame fear hope
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Sho

GaryO - July 2, 2013, 11:04 pm
Y’ain’t foolin’ nobody, Sho. You got stories behind the stories…nice try though.
Sho - July 2, 2013, 10:56 pm
Although I DO know a few stories lol. I'll squeeze in some time to write one soon. And thank you for the votes, glad you enjoyed it
Sho - July 2, 2013, 10:55 pm
im flattered guys, but I did not wrote this. can't take credit for someone else's work. Most of my stories/captions can be found on the internet IF you knew where to look and have the patience for it. Some are from talented friends that inspire me
GaryO - July 2, 2013, 10:23 pm
Stories thread open 24/7…no waiting (geezus, a Sho story…….Steven King, please step aside)
spacedog - July 2, 2013, 6:03 pm
I think you should write some short stories in the forum Sho. I think you'd be good at it. Then talk to Gary about putting it in print. 5L
Zetmonk - July 2, 2013, 11:59 am
Ah hell.
GaryO - July 2, 2013, 9:17 am
lgvernon - July 1, 2013, 10:35 pm

Now I have to sleep with the light on!~

persage -

TAGS: dark fear
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Sho

JesusWept - April 16, 2014, 4:56 pm
Real creepy. Nice one, Sho! L L L L L
maoworks2 - April 16, 2014, 7:21 am
Chilling 5L'S .
Reality Lord - April 16, 2014, 6:38 am

Epic...as always dude.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - April 16, 2014, 2:07 am
Nice one! I had 5L bet saying this was yours, lol. Masterful picture, too